The Bounty Hunter (3.5/5)

Tieten: (0/1)
Explosies: (1/1)
One-liners: (1/1)

What’s the hottest thing about me? That would be my gun.

Wapens: (1/1)
Bruce Willis/Mila Kunis: (0.5/1) Ze hebben het over een Jack Willis

Conclusie (3.5/5):

Super goed!

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The Whole Nine Yards (5/5)

Tieten: (1/1)
Explosies: (1/1)
One-liners: (1/1)

You know I’ve got this same car. Really? No.

Wapens: (1/1)
Bruce Willis/Mila Kunis: (1/1)

Conclusie (5/5):

Toch bruce.

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Daybreakers (4.5/5)

Tieten: (1/1)
Explosies: (1.5/1)
One-liners: (1/1)

Elvis: Living in a world where vampires are the dominant species is about as safe as bare backing a 5 dollar whore.

Wapens: (1/1)
Bruce Willis/Mila Kunis: (0/1)

Conclusie (4.5/5):

Kei veel explosies!

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The Book Of Eli (5/5)

Tieten: (0/1)
Explosies: (1/1)
One-liners: (1/1)

Guns? I’ll show you guns.

Wapens: (1/1)
Bruce Willis/Mila Kunis: (2/1)

Conclusie (5/5):

Mmmmila!

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Iron Man 2 (3.5/5)

Tieten: (0.5/1)
Explosies: (1/1)
One-liners: (1/1)
Wapens: (1/1)
Bruce Willis/Mila Kunis: (0/1)

Conclusie (3.5/5):

Klaboem bam bots!

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3000 Miles To Graceland (3.5/5)

Tieten: (0.5/1)
Explosies: (1/1)
One-liners: (1/1)

Thank you ma’am. Thank you very much.

Wapens: (1/1)
Bruce Willis/Mila Kunis: (0/1)

Conclusie (3.5/5):

Elvis has left the building.

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Burn After Reading (2/5)

Tieten: (0/1)
Explosies: (0/1)
One-liners: (1/1)

Linda Litzke: Mr Crapkin…

Wapens: (1/1)
Bruce Willis/Mila Kunis: (0/1)

Conclusie (2/5):

Bam, in zn hoofd.

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Where the wild things are (1.5/5)

Tieten: (0/1)
Explosies: (0.5/1) Er worden wel met monsters gegooid en dingen vernield.
One-liners: (1/1)

Carol: I don’t talk to owls. Owls are stupid.

Wapens: (0/1)
Bruce Willis/Mila Kunis: (0/1)

Conclusie (1.5/5):

Kijk gewoon dit maar…

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What Just Happend? (3.5/5)

Tieten: (0.5/1) Het is er maar één.
Explosies: (0/1)
One-liners: (1/1)

Suit: I’m betting beard…

Wapens: (1/1) Er wordt een hond neer geschoten.
Bruce Willis/Mila Kunis: (1/1)

Conclusie (3.5/5):

Ach wat staat zo’n baard Bruce toch goed.

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Crazy Heart (1.5/5)

Tieten: (0.5/1) (Wel een lekker wijf)
Explosies: (0/1)
One-liners: (1/1)

Bad Blake: Fucking bowling alley.

Wapens: (0/1)
Bruce Willis/Mila Kunis: (0/1)

Conclusie (1.5/5):

Maar wel kuntrie.

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