Volgens Daan Olislagers

The Expendables (100/5)

Daan — Tue, 24 Aug 2010 11:15:05 +0000

Tieten: ~ (0/1)Explosies: ****************************** (30/1)
One-liners: ******************** (20/1)

Teveel om op te noemen. BOEM!

Wapens: ********** (10/1)Bruce Willis/Mila Kunis: **************************************** (40/1)

Conclusie **************************************************************************************************** (100/5):

Kan gewoon niet beter. BOEM!

The Bounty Hunter (3.5/5)

Daan — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 13:14:56 +0000

Tieten: ~ (0/1)Explosies: * (1/1)
One-liners: * (1/1)

What’s the hottest thing about me? That would be my gun.

Wapens: * (1/1)Bruce Willis/Mila Kunis: ½ (0.5/1) Ze hebben het over een Jack Willis

Conclusie ***½~ (3.5/5):

Super goed!

The Whole Nine Yards (5/5)

Daan — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 20:13:26 +0000

Tieten: * (1/1)Explosies: * (1/1)
One-liners: * (1/1)

You know I’ve got this same car. Really? No.

Wapens: * (1/1)Bruce Willis/Mila Kunis: * (1/1)

Conclusie ***** (5/5):

Toch bruce.

Daybreakers (4.5/5)

Daan — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 13:21:41 +0000

Tieten: * (1/1)Explosies: *½ (1.5/1)
One-liners: * (1/1)

Elvis: Living in a world where vampires are the dominant species is about as safe as bare backing a 5 dollar whore.

Wapens: * (1/1)Bruce Willis/Mila Kunis: ~ (0/1)

Conclusie ****½ (4.5/5):

Kei veel explosies!

The Book Of Eli (5/5)

Daan — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 13:19:43 +0000

Tieten: ~ (0/1)Explosies: * (1/1)
One-liners: * (1/1)

Guns? I’ll show you guns.

Wapens: * (1/1)Bruce Willis/Mila Kunis: ** (2/1)

Conclusie ***** (5/5):

Mmmmila!

Iron Man 2 (3.5/5)

Daan — Tue, 04 May 2010 12:40:59 +0000

Tieten: ½ (0.5/1)Explosies: * (1/1)
One-liners: * (1/1)Wapens: * (1/1)Bruce Willis/Mila Kunis: ~ (0/1)

Conclusie ***½~ (3.5/5):

Klaboem bam bots!

3000 Miles To Graceland (3.5/5)

Daan — Sat, 01 May 2010 23:34:37 +0000

Tieten: ½ (0.5/1)Explosies: * (1/1)
One-liners: * (1/1)

Thank you ma’am. Thank you very much.

Wapens: * (1/1)Bruce Willis/Mila Kunis: ~ (0/1)

Conclusie ***½~ (3.5/5):

Elvis has left the building.

Burn After Reading (2/5)

Daan — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 20:12:08 +0000

Tieten: ~ (0/1)Explosies: ~ (0/1)
One-liners: * (1/1)

Linda Litzke: Mr Crapkin…

Wapens: * (1/1)Bruce Willis/Mila Kunis: ~ (0/1)

Conclusie **~~~ (2/5):

Bam, in zn hoofd.

Where the wild things are (1.5/5)

Daan — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 17:56:27 +0000

Tieten: ~ (0/1)Explosies: ½ (0.5/1) Er worden wel met monsters gegooid en dingen vernield.
One-liners: * (1/1)

Carol: I don’t talk to owls. Owls are stupid.

Wapens: ~ (0/1)Bruce Willis/Mila Kunis: ~ (0/1)

Conclusie *½~~~ (1.5/5):

Kijk gewoon dit maar…

What Just Happend? (3.5/5)

Daan — Wed, 21 Apr 2010 17:50:50 +0000

Tieten: ½ (0.5/1) Het is er maar één.Explosies: ~ (0/1)
One-liners: * (1/1)

Suit: I’m betting beard…

Wapens: * (1/1) Er wordt een hond neer geschoten.Bruce Willis/Mila Kunis: * (1/1)

Conclusie ***½~ (3.5/5):

Ach wat staat zo’n baard Bruce toch goed.